"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" 👓🔫🎄<br /><br />Relive the 1940s childhood of Ralphie Parker in the beloved 1983 classic A Christmas Story on Channel82 TV.<br /><br />All 9-year-old Ralphie wants for Christmas is one thing: an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle. But at every turn, he is met with the same rejection from his mother, his teacher, and even the Santa Claus at Higbee's department store.<br /><br />From the triple-dog-dare at the flagpole to the glow of "The Old Man's" electric sex leg lamp, this movie captures the hilarious, awkward, and heartwarming reality of family holidays.<br /><br />🎬 Movie Highlights:<br /><br />The Leg Lamp: "Fra-gee-lay... it must be Italian!"<br /><br />The Bunny Suit: Aunt Clara's "pink nightmare" gift.<br /><br />The Bumpus Hounds: The turkey-stealing neighbors' dogs.<br /><br />Est. 1982 | US Army Veteran | Retro & Family Entertainment 👇 RUMBLE this video if you double-dog-dare your friends to watch!<br /><br />#AChristmasStory #YoullShootYourEyeOut #RedRyder #LegLamp #ChristmasMovies #80sNostalgia #Channel82TV #HolidayClassics #Ralphie #RetroCinema #FullMovie #Fragile #PinkNightmare
